best in-toilet moments everr

hey guys youre back at my blog, reading my shitty post. literally, this is a shitty post cz its gonna involve shit.

see i went to the toilet just a while ago, cz i felt like i had to poop. and damn it felt super good to let it all out, perut aku pun kempis thus showing the abs i have lol(theyre not prominent, but you can see its there, ive been working hard on them you know, plus kira ok la ada dgn makan tak jaga sume haha imagine the effort it took me). but then i have this habit of whenever i pee or poop, i just gotta peek into the bowl to see what came out of me. and dayummm you wanna know what i saw? it was shit + red liquid.. well i thought it was red when i  first saw it since i was shocked and my eyes couldnt make out what color it really was until i took another good look at it, rupe2nyer warna purple sup dia tuh hahaha. gila kau, aku ingat aku berak sampai berdarah tau masa memula nampak the colored water my shit were in lol. then when i saw that it was actually purple, i remembered that i had some dragonfruit last night hahaha. suka sorang je aku dlm toilet tu. kejut aku je tau perut ni, hish.. lain kali tapis la warna tu sikit.

towards the end seblum nak flush aku tgk lagi taik tu, ada biji2 dragonfruit tu, ahahaha. apebende la.

no more ribena longan/laici...

WoW servers are being maintained today.. cant play much. i only had like 15 mins of playtime earlier today, cz i woke up late. i din exercise today, and i had ice blended caramel with whipped cream for dinner. smart move huh.. what a way to make the abs dissapear. oh speaking of abs, i told you guys i was trying to build my triceps muscles din i? well guess what, my arms are like super imbalanced lol the muscles are only to be seen on the right but the left? nothing! i tell you.. i cant force it to do as much curls as the right because its so hard to not let my upper arm fall. let alone doing more to compensate for less usage of the left arm.. sedih tau. despite the muscles, theres still a huge amount of underarm fat to be burned. mann i wish i could just use a blow torch or sum'n like it. but im not gonna get rid of them completely, tak syiok la pgg klu keras je. imagine boobs as hard as a rock. best ke pegang? haha nama pun pompuan, ada lembik2 sket, tu yang laki dok gila nak raba tu.

have you guys seen the movie 'This Means War'? if you have, then you might remember the heroin's(bukan dadah) girlfriend said this,

 i know he's fat and ridiculous, but he's my fat

the same thing ive been repeating since forever to friends who say whatever they say about DH. true dat woman, fat or ridiculous, he's the only guy that managed to take my heart away. apa boleh buat, taik kambing bulat, boleh buat ubat, cap tangan lemah :D